Jason Chua

Just for the records i skipped cny one too many times now , i cant spend quality time swindling peers out of blackjack like i used to . Mummy and daddy was nagging me like if i dont go i wont be able to go anymore with them next time blah blahh yada yada yada ~~~ they planned to go to china AGAIN next year.. ok im a male teenager , with only skin and bones and i'm not a big fan of cold wheathers. I would have to wear up to 4-5 layers of thermal shirts , cloaks and whatnot , very uncomfortable u Know T.T and its killing me . Here are some of the pictures from those painful memories

Since man ran naked on earth for several thousand of years, he has changed very little.Yes man produced fire, built the pyramid, and walked the moon , but his needs havent changed for thousands of years

FOOD
BEER
WOMAN

But how is this compatible with your sophisticated modern life? With a few single tips u can be a perfect girlfriend, which would make him want to be a perfect boyfriend

1) Relax your standards
-a perfect girlfriend is not a plastic doll, while you should endeavor to maintain your feminity,once in a while let your guard down.

2) Dress up
-Dress up to occasions, dont turn up to movies in your pj. You dont want to reek of your blanket smell in the theater. Dress up decently let him be proud of you. We know its not practical all the time to wear heels eg; beach, carwash, sporting events. But if you dress up he will appreciate it and you will feel more attractive

3) Massage his ego
-Remember the males ego is as fragile as glass. Make your boyfriend feel good about himself even if he is getting in your way. Let him be useful and tell him he is great!
Don't nag him into submission, as there is nothing sexy about a man that is forced into a corner . You know the bed is not made properly ,but congratulate him for his efforts.

4) Feed him
-Like it or not the old saying is true, the way to men heart is through his stomach.You dont have to cook, but make sure your local take away is on speed-dial.Remember when your boyfriend is hungry, his attention will switch from you to the fridge. Dont take it personally , its primal. Symptoms of hunger to look out for is grumpiness , slightly flared nostril . If he gets like this dont suggest salad.

5) Give him space
-A man friends is important to him,so is his ability to spend time with them,where he will do male activity like growling , fighting and measuring things.Allow him space for his friends. Let him roam and when is he is ready to come back he will spend quality time with you

6) Listen to him
-Men enjoy explaining things. Tellling you the mechanics of automobiles , or why sean connery makes the best bond. Even he is being really boring let him have his air time . When he shuts up he will be the most loving boyfriend and will appreciate you for listening to his bullshits even if he know you werent really listening.

good luck girls

I was sitting behind a counter top, and suddenly a weird feeling got to me. I hear voices in my head calling my name.All this emotion bottled up inside of me burst, and i finally made the decision.I'm buying That lycosa. The lycosa was talking to me speaking to me in keyboard language only i could understand ,i was awestruck and i was overwhelmed by the temptation. I wish i could have fought back. But the temptation was too great. I got the money so why not right ? RIGHT? so i did i withdrew 300 and bought it straight away YAY. its so cool it has a WASD BACKLIGHT WTF... AWESOME.It also come with stickers which i will stick it on my laptop next time, It is macro programable meaning to say i can assign any shortcut keys for it weeeee...it has a touch panel for easy shortcut to next my songs.Its pretty awesome and the keys on it has blue illuminating lights which u can turn it on when ur playing in the dark .AWESOME It also has a build in sound/mic jack at the back and a usb port . GOOOO GGAAA GOOO GAAA drools* Now salmosa and goliathus is no more lonely. The new addition into my Razer family is almost complete now the only thing missing is my headset heeee ok let me show you how that sexy bastard looks like

As i open my eyes , i was greeted by a shimmering light,the sun beam is hitting down on me and i realized i was late.Then and there i heard someone honking on the horn,followed by a loud roar. JASON !!!! ARE YOU NOT GOING TO WORK AGAIN.My eldest sister was suppose to send me to work came in and shouted at me at the top of her lungs. Feeling guilty i hid myself under the blanket pretending to asleep. Mum and pops is away for vacation. Truth be told i stayed up whole night watching nat geo. Truth be told i only catch an eye shut at 6 in the morning wtf and my alarm rang at 630 double wtf. Right now i'm greeted with this unpleasant anxiety,i've been skipping work one to many times this month,What would be my salary next month? Sigh....Mum's coming back tonight i wont be able to stay up late playing games anymore. And wont be able to skip work like i used to anymore.I wish i was impaired so i don have to go work wtf. No i dont want to be impaired.Utterly disappointed at myself =( if there is and Ctr+alt+delete button on my body i will end task laziness.

Oh yeah check out the song on the side <<<< its pretty nice

Pardon me for this untimely update,as you guys has already noticed my blog url has been changed, courtesy from an unknown loser who deliberately phucked up my online social accounts, and my old blog has been freeze.Well whoever you are , you may be a keyboard warrior or spidershit whatnot go get a life. You may have owned me in cyberspace ,try owning me in real life, lets see whos getting a bitch slap. I have a few suspect in my mind already. You better not be from ibs (i become stupid) you son of a bitch. nuff said about this loser.I really have to say thank you to that special someone who helped me get my cyber life back on track, Thanks alot !!!!!!!!!!( you know who you are) though you are mean to me all the time . ><