The colour of a girl's shadow is always green

Another untimely update on this dying blog , well at least im here again to revitalize it . Pardon me for my hiatus period.. i know alot of people have been waiting for another weird post from me , truth be told , i got no inspiration ... sigh but hey !

Ask yourself this :

Have u ever dated anyone ?

How many ? ( puppy , sms , perasan one love doesnt count)

Is your gf a jealous freak ?



If you are a first timer , or you never dated anyone in your life , or you thought u and the girl got a thing for each other but never really hit it off , then i suggest you go youtube or facebook instead of wasting time here ...

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........ well your still here , i guess you have one or two ex's or prolly more ?


Well i'm an your odinary teenage guy, and i've seen many couples failed and i had a few face first on the floor heartbreaks ... but mine is totally irrelevant to the topic so yeah.. move on ,

Girls , they are funny creatures u see , they all have one common trait that really tick a man off , and sometimes really , it get under the skin ... JEALOUSY !
Have u ever come across this situation where , your gf asked u to tell them about ur ex?
Truth is they hated it when u talk about your ex, BUT THEY WANT TO KNOW !
Their intention are a total contradict to their feelings you see...
They are always comparing how incompetent they are with your ex,
Comparing how you treat your ex and how you treat them
I shall give you an example...

Girl : how do you celebrate your valentines day with your ex ?
Guy : keeps quiet*
Girl why arent u saying anything , tell me darling , i want to know...
Guy : i don't want to tell you because if i do you're gonna be pissed
Girl : nooo i won't i promise dear pleaaseeeeeeeee dear i want to know , pleaseeeeeee
Guy : NOooo
Girl : You are always like that !! you never tell me anything !
Guy : Cmon I know it ! you will be pissed everytime i talk about my ex !
Girl : But i want to knowwwwwwwww ........ * verge of tears*
Guy : Can we not talk about this?
Girl : *keeps quiet and looks away*
Guy : OK ! but you promise you wont be pissed or jealous okay ?
Girl: *girl cringe and doing the duck mouth while crossing her hands *
Guy : fine you win !
Girl : * these are the times they are all ears , because every single word u say is gonna be recorded and use against u*
Guy : But its not a big deal , my valentines with her , i brought her out for dinner and bought her roses , and at that time i felt like a jerk and i treat her like shit .
Girl : Why din you bring me out for dinnneeeeeeeeer?!!!!!!!!!!! whyyyyyy her not meeeeeeee (over-reacting time )
Guy : I WASNT HERE ON 14TH FEB LAST YEAR REMEMBER??!?!?!
Girl : YOU NEVER EVEN BOUGHT ME ROSES !!!!!
Guy : I THOUGHT U SAID U HATE ROSES!?!?!!? I though u said u like Lavander !
Girl : WELL NOW I DO! WHAT ELSE DID YOU GIVE HER AND DO TO HER?
Guy : WELL I TOLD YOU ! I GAVE HER ROSES AND BROUGHT HER TO DINNER !
Girl : WHY are you doing this to me ?!?!?! ( crying with a weak voice)
Guy : WHAT DID I DO!??!?!
Girl: why you never do the things u did to your ex to me ...huuhuhuh crying*
Guy : I told you ! i never actually like her , she's a bitchhhhhh , and i said I TREATED HER LIKE SHIT !
Girl : *still crying*
Girl : huhuhuhuu *weak voice* why u never treated me like shit ...i want you to treat me like shit too .. like u treat her ....
Guy: faints*

Well , thats an over-exaggerated example but yeah , its close... well girls you see , guys don't appreciate girls being jealous , they feel cramp in their heart , its like living in a box , you cant even say hi to your girl-friend without having a pair of eyes burning through the back of your head and through your eye socket ... you cant be too friendly with the opposite sex without having a knife pointed on your back threatening to stab if you get any friendlier... point being is , we appreciate it if you are less jealous and be more understanding ...

We are living on the present , why are u dwelling on the past that doesnt even belong to you in the first place? If you know you will get jealous , den don push the envelope and test your jealousy. Not worth getting all so work up and ultimately ruin the whole relationship , trust me , petty stuff like that ruins a relationship .

P.s darling i don't mean u kay ... its for general reading .. remember i still love u