Rockstar mum..no more like heavy metal mum
have u ever wonder what your mum would look like if she have a mohawk hair..nose ring..and tattoos all over and she likes to smash things up..
well meet my mum...ok maybe she don have the mohawk hair..nose ring and tattoos..but she likes to smash things up..my keyboard especially..she hates me going online and doing wat i do...so last monday...i went out with daniel and friends...and i thought that i should be back early so my mum wouldnt be piss or whatever shit like that...guess what i reached my gate and everyone already went to bed..i called up my sister to open the door for me but she gave me shit ass reasons..so i waited for like 30 fucking minutes while pressing the doorbell but to no avail..really fuck them man.. damn it writing this shit makes me boil because i have to think back and god damn i could really slap someone..so i ran to this malay coffee shop and ask if i can use their phone...i called up everyone in the family...none answer..for a fucking 10 minutes i stand there pressing the dials like a retard in front of everyone...at last my eldest sis picked up her phone..and she is speaking so softly its barely audible..i just scream OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR!.. den i ran back to my house...on the way there my mum called..
Mum : where are u?
Me: on my way back lar! ive been waiting for someone to open the door since 1030..
Mum : 1030? are u sure ?
Me: yealah ( wat the fuck? if u are pissed at me to go back at 12 its understandable)
Mum : (hangs up on me)
i ran home and continue pressing the doorbell for like 5 mins before my dad finally open the door..my mum was actually awake but she purposely don wan to open the door for me...she blast me for staying out late and nt revising my maths...she got so pissed she grab my keyboard..(here comes) and smashed it to the floor into smithereens..the animosity in the air is felt..she smashed it twice to be sure its completely spoil..she took out a light bulb when she swing it in the air..in my head she turned into this heavy metal mum that smashes her guitar after concert... i picture her with mohawk hair tattoos and etc etc...*smash smash SMASH*.. she went to sleep after that and my dad have to clean up ... the aftermath of the keyboard smashing looks like a warzone ..now since my sister disconnected all the cables..and stash the whole cpu in her room.. well fuck her my mum already smash my keyboard..how am i suppose to do wat i do with my pc..she has to go extra length to make sure i don have the chance to fuck with my pc..damn it i hate her! stupid ox..go suck balls u..slut! fyi ... Im In My School COMPUTER LAB...which is pretty lame!!~~ok fuck u guys im out
well meet my mum...ok maybe she don have the mohawk hair..nose ring and tattoos..but she likes to smash things up..my keyboard especially..she hates me going online and doing wat i do...so last monday...i went out with daniel and friends...and i thought that i should be back early so my mum wouldnt be piss or whatever shit like that...guess what i reached my gate and everyone already went to bed..i called up my sister to open the door for me but she gave me shit ass reasons..so i waited for like 30 fucking minutes while pressing the doorbell but to no avail..really fuck them man.. damn it writing this shit makes me boil because i have to think back and god damn i could really slap someone..so i ran to this malay coffee shop and ask if i can use their phone...i called up everyone in the family...none answer..for a fucking 10 minutes i stand there pressing the dials like a retard in front of everyone...at last my eldest sis picked up her phone..and she is speaking so softly its barely audible..i just scream OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR!.. den i ran back to my house...on the way there my mum called..
Mum : where are u?
Me: on my way back lar! ive been waiting for someone to open the door since 1030..
Mum : 1030? are u sure ?
Me: yealah ( wat the fuck? if u are pissed at me to go back at 12 its understandable)
Mum : (hangs up on me)
i ran home and continue pressing the doorbell for like 5 mins before my dad finally open the door..my mum was actually awake but she purposely don wan to open the door for me...she blast me for staying out late and nt revising my maths...she got so pissed she grab my keyboard..(here comes) and smashed it to the floor into smithereens..the animosity in the air is felt..she smashed it twice to be sure its completely spoil..she took out a light bulb when she swing it in the air..in my head she turned into this heavy metal mum that smashes her guitar after concert... i picture her with mohawk hair tattoos and etc etc...*smash smash SMASH*.. she went to sleep after that and my dad have to clean up ... the aftermath of the keyboard smashing looks like a warzone ..now since my sister disconnected all the cables..and stash the whole cpu in her room.. well fuck her my mum already smash my keyboard..how am i suppose to do wat i do with my pc..she has to go extra length to make sure i don have the chance to fuck with my pc..damn it i hate her! stupid ox..go suck balls u..slut! fyi ... Im In My School COMPUTER LAB...which is pretty lame!!~~ok fuck u guys im out
