Jason Chua

Don't ever beg someone you love to love you back. It just shows how pathetic you are. If they don't love you, just leave them. That is how you hold your pride.

Friends... how many real friends do you have?
Me? i have a handful of real friends =)
And this is what i think

If you are culturally sensitive , or rather racially in a way , i suggest you navigate away from this blog and come back again next time. So you are still here and i shall assume you as open minded Malaysian . What i am about to talk about is a lil bit racial but im here to prove a point.

The common stereotype of the dominant race in our country is potrayed as laid back and backward thinking , the yellow are as cunning as a fox and the brown to be as stingy and calculative.You have the occasional racial discriminations and of course the Malay rights issue, which of course I would not go into. We are all Malaysian why are we bound by this racial segregation ? Well said you might agree, I don't see myself as a Chinese Malaysian but rather Malaysian . Regardless of race, aren’t we all a little lazy and conservative at times? Sometimes we are just plain self-centered and greedy. Other times we are just devious and slightly miserly. Being proud of ourselves and being resistant to change is just part of human nature.

Here is a food for thought, the bumis value kinship; the Chinese prosperity, the Indians camaraderie, and the Malays warm hospitality. Why then does our government separate themselves based on race? Well thank god i am born in Sarawak where racial issue is not as severe as in west Malaysia. Here the chinese enjoy nasi lemak as much as an Indian enjoy penang fried kueh tiao , the malay enjoys the canai respectively.

So then as a Malaysian, don’t play the race card don’t see yourself as a Bumi, Chinese, Indian or Malay. See yourself as simply Malaysian. Enjoy this congregation of many colours and flavours. There is nowhere else in the world quite like it. And remember never brandish your kris to make a point. We know someone did. Be more culturally sensitive. There are better venues to put forward your opinions.

Dr. Mahathir was about to send the first Malaysian rocket into space.

3 potential astronauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.

Dr. M interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid for it?"

Muthu thinks to himself and says, "1 million ringgit."
"Why so much?" asks Dr. M.
"Nowadays toddy wery expensive, Datuk..." replies Muthu.
"I see," said Dr. M. "Thank you... please ask the Malay guy to come here."
So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.
"Uh... 2 million boleh lah," replies the Malay applicant.
"2 million? That's a lot of money! Even the aneh before you only asked for one million!"
"You see, Datuk," explained Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15 children...so, 20 of us in the family, we need a lot of money to support ourselves..."
"I see," said Dr. M. "Okay, can you ask the Chinese guy to come up here now?"

The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, "Ah Chong, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid?"
Ah Chong thinks for a while, and suddenly says, "3 million."
Mahathir is shocked. "WHAT?!?! 3 million? Why so much?!"
Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer, and whispers, "One million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million to send the aneh into space."

Twinkle twinkle little star
I think i met you in the bar
Down my guts im feeling shy
Sitting next to you make me high
Twinkle twinkle little star ,
How i wonder who you are .

When the hang over is gone,
When your real face is shown upon,
Then you show your ugly face,
Twinkle, twinkle, through the night
i think i've been rape last night,
How I wonder what gender you are!

In the dark my thoughts so deep
Through my curtains you often peep
For i never close my eyes
Til the morning sun does rise
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
If we ever meet again
I will strap you down with a chain ,
And let you be run over by a train !

Wahai melaikat yang ever cantek
Wajah mu yang sempurna
Tidak dapat ku erase dari memory ku
Terfikir jak muka mu
Saya bagaikan anjing kehilangan tulang

Siapa nama kamu saya wonder
Dari syurga mana kamu escape
Kenapa ktk datang ke alam bumi,
Kerana kmk mau berkenalan dengan kamu

Boleh ka saya minta digit kamu?
Mun x boleh
Boleh ka saya minta esok hari?
Mun x boleh lagi
Boleh ka saya minta hari hari?

Sakit mata memandang kamu ,
Lagi sakit hati ,
Laki lain dari aku di samping kamu ,
Bila masa kamu akan break up dengan laki itu,
Itulah masa saya akan go in for the kill

Ini adalah blog entry yang bodoh
Non of the above adalah true
Kalau Korang percaya apa kamu yang telah baca
Orang bodoh , itulah kamu ...