Thief Vs Ninja
There is one thing about my parents , they don't trust me with keys .. the fact that i'm 21 this year they still dont give me keys , in their defense they say i always go out late go jadi hantu ... cmon people that know me , knows i don't go to club , i don't gamble , the most i go to mcc and hang out in A one thats all?
Sigh ....
I was locked outside my house just now , as usual ... my fat-ass sister is sound asleep , my parents did not pick up their phone . I rang my bell to no avail . No one woke up . I finally thought of ninja my way up the window but just realizing my motor skills of ninja-ing up a 20 feet pillar outside my house proves to be a daunting task and yes myth busted ! No japanese ninja can leap 20 feet in the air !
I was doomed ! Worse case scenario is that i spend the night outside with my dogs ... cute little doggies awwwwwww.... but they havent bath for months ! and the mosquitoes are killing me ..
I was truely desperate ... what did i do? i went around my house and saw my clothes clipper hanging around , with a little bit of creativity and critical thinking , i quickly storm up a brilliant idea , instead of being a ninja ! i be a thief ! ,
I dismantled the clothes clipper and took the metal piece that holds it together . I bend it to straight and start prying the door lock ... 1 minute through the process i started to lose hope , i tell myself , fuck dumbass this aint gonna work , but heck its my only chances ... before long "click" wtf ??!?!?!?!?!? it opened ! I just discovered that my house can be breach by a mere metal piece... but to my delight , i got in ! guess what my parents and my sister are still sleeping never bother to even open the door .. Im fucking proud of myself to say the least =DDDDD
