2nd intake for gf application
I would like to bring to your attention that my gf application post is not really a hit on the girl, cause no one applied ,( that is not totally true ) perhaps my incentive isnt attractive enough or maybe my requirements is too specific and it scared the girls away i.e
Girl A : ooo i think i can try out to apply *continue reading* , ok never mind fuck that faggot im 55 he says he want 18-22
Girl B : hmmm i think i could give it a try *digging my blog* , forget it i only ditched one guy b4
Girl C : I got all the requirements needed =) so i think i will apply
30 mins later girl C was rejected
Girl C : Damn i know that guy ! And i dated him b4 FML T.T
Ok on this 2nd attempt to score a girl or 2 , i decided to lower down the specs of the designated future gf.I decided to even raise the incentives and be more generous with my outings with them so Mall visits at MY expenses . But don worry Now the application will have a wider range and is more open =) Good luck !
Applications are invited for the following requirement. The package and incentives are mentioned below:
Designation :
Junior , Middle age , Senior citizens ( if your husband died and you are look for a stable man)
Experience :
Not neccessary to have ditched 2 guys , I don mind freshies , I don mind Seasoned folks too
Requirement :
Must have a good sense of humour,( meaning laugh at every single joke i crack)
A pair of working eyes ,
A pair of working hands,
A pair of working legs
Must have a dedicated heart to be my full time girlfriend
At least do some homework before applying ( must noe a thing or 2 of my pass)
Its important to be well versed in english ( if you are ah lian, consider taking IELTS b4 you send in your resume)
A list of history of pass r/s ( attach it to your resume) reason for break ups
If you are recomended by others you stand a good chance to be accepted
A talent session will be conducted during the interview i.e (singing, dancing,cracking jokes,imitating disney characters voice,Poem reading ...etc etc)
Able to do street bargaining , and fights if required
IMPORTANT NOTICE: senior citizen that are handicapped or have any cronical illness are not eligible to apply .
Perks and incentives:
Total( monthly) gross of : rm 500
• 2 gifts worth not exceeding rm 1500/-(no precious metals, stones)
• bike rides each duration 3 hour( used to be 2)
• trips to Lambir National Park ( monthly routine to check out polar bears and utans) Hot*
• 5 Trips to City fan / Bulatan park ( Now fishing rods are included in this package) new*
. Desserts at a regular gap of 2.5 days ( Good behaviour will have more rewards)
• Daily allowance Not reaching RM30
• 2 movies per month (on weekends)
• Visits to Bintang Shopping Mall and Boulevard every weekend (On my own expense)
APair of Jeans or T-shirts (levis)according to demand will be gifted, subjectto finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.
Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be charge ( or worse terminated)
The probation period is 1 month, after which confirmation will be Promoted to fulltime Girlfriend
Important Notice :
The 5 finalist will be eligible to compete for the position Wife and carries the title MRs Chua
Hurry! Special offer will be given for the first 5 applicants and its on FCFS basis
p/s
pls take note , there is a strict code for the resume format , pls be inform that a proper format is required , Things like address , phone number , passport size picture , skills , experiences, guys u worked for , qualifications, certificates, failing to meet this requirements will result in rejection. Credits will be given to those who provide more than what is needed and a proper format
Email :jason_biteme@Gfsearch.com
Office number :085-433222
Fax : 085-433222
Hp : 014-768-2515
Please submit your resume before 18/11/2030
Girl A : ooo i think i can try out to apply *continue reading* , ok never mind fuck that faggot im 55 he says he want 18-22
Girl B : hmmm i think i could give it a try *digging my blog* , forget it i only ditched one guy b4
Girl C : I got all the requirements needed =) so i think i will apply
30 mins later girl C was rejected
Girl C : Damn i know that guy ! And i dated him b4 FML T.T
Ok on this 2nd attempt to score a girl or 2 , i decided to lower down the specs of the designated future gf.I decided to even raise the incentives and be more generous with my outings with them so Mall visits at MY expenses . But don worry Now the application will have a wider range and is more open =) Good luck !
Applications are invited for the following requirement. The package and incentives are mentioned below:
Designation :
Junior , Middle age , Senior citizens ( if your husband died and you are look for a stable man)
Experience :
Not neccessary to have ditched 2 guys , I don mind freshies , I don mind Seasoned folks too
Requirement :
Must have a good sense of humour,( meaning laugh at every single joke i crack)
A pair of working eyes ,
A pair of working hands,
A pair of working legs
Must have a dedicated heart to be my full time girlfriend
At least do some homework before applying ( must noe a thing or 2 of my pass)
Its important to be well versed in english ( if you are ah lian, consider taking IELTS b4 you send in your resume)
A list of history of pass r/s ( attach it to your resume) reason for break ups
If you are recomended by others you stand a good chance to be accepted
A talent session will be conducted during the interview i.e (singing, dancing,cracking jokes,imitating disney characters voice,Poem reading ...etc etc)
Able to do street bargaining , and fights if required
IMPORTANT NOTICE: senior citizen that are handicapped or have any cronical illness are not eligible to apply .
Perks and incentives:
Total( monthly) gross of : rm 500
• 2 gifts worth not exceeding rm 1500/-(no precious metals, stones)
• bike rides each duration 3 hour( used to be 2)
• trips to Lambir National Park ( monthly routine to check out polar bears and utans) Hot*
• 5 Trips to City fan / Bulatan park ( Now fishing rods are included in this package) new*
. Desserts at a regular gap of 2.5 days ( Good behaviour will have more rewards)
• Daily allowance Not reaching RM30
• 2 movies per month (on weekends)
• Visits to Bintang Shopping Mall and Boulevard every weekend (On my own expense)
APair of Jeans or T-shirts (levis)according to demand will be gifted, subjectto finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.
Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be charge ( or worse terminated)
The probation period is 1 month, after which confirmation will be Promoted to fulltime Girlfriend
Important Notice :
The 5 finalist will be eligible to compete for the position Wife and carries the title MRs Chua
Hurry! Special offer will be given for the first 5 applicants and its on FCFS basis
p/s
pls take note , there is a strict code for the resume format , pls be inform that a proper format is required , Things like address , phone number , passport size picture , skills , experiences, guys u worked for , qualifications, certificates, failing to meet this requirements will result in rejection. Credits will be given to those who provide more than what is needed and a proper format
Email :jason_biteme@Gfsearch.com
Office number :085-433222
Fax : 085-433222
Hp : 014-768-2515
Please submit your resume before 18/11/2030
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