Top 10 tips i think would shake off a sticky date ( applicable if your single)
If you ever been to a blind date and it got all nasty and shit here's some tips to shake em off easily .
1. Offer to open the door and motion ladies first, and when they are about to enter , barge into her and enter first .
2. If you are in a restaurant , start stuffing your pockets with salt pepper sugar whatever that's not bolted down on the table and then look around if anyone is looking , whisper to her ears "psst can i borrow some space in your bag ? im going to the other table for awhile .
3.Stand up every 5 minutes and outstretch your arms , circle the table few times and make aeroplane sounds
4.Make funny faces at other patrons and sneer at their reaction
5. Eat everything up on your plate in 30 seconds and ask your date , are u eating that? without waiting for her reply swap your empty plate with her's and start eating everything up in 30
6.Bring 20 candles with you and place it around your date and start chanting fast
7.Communicate with her using disney character voice
8. Laugh at your own joke b4 you finish and insist her to tell you one in return then laugh sarcasticly at her's and say , thats the funniest joke i've ever heard HAR HAR HAR ! and den sneer at her reaction
9.Twitch spastically and frequently , when asked pretend to be angered and start calling her names
10. This works the best " How bout we go for a pizza and sex " " eewwww grossss noooo!" reply with this punchline " Er , you don't like pizza? we can go for sushi if you want or skip the meal all together , either way im fine"
GOOD LUCK BITCHES
1. Offer to open the door and motion ladies first, and when they are about to enter , barge into her and enter first .
2. If you are in a restaurant , start stuffing your pockets with salt pepper sugar whatever that's not bolted down on the table and then look around if anyone is looking , whisper to her ears "psst can i borrow some space in your bag ? im going to the other table for awhile .
3.Stand up every 5 minutes and outstretch your arms , circle the table few times and make aeroplane sounds
4.Make funny faces at other patrons and sneer at their reaction
5. Eat everything up on your plate in 30 seconds and ask your date , are u eating that? without waiting for her reply swap your empty plate with her's and start eating everything up in 30
6.Bring 20 candles with you and place it around your date and start chanting fast
7.Communicate with her using disney character voice
8. Laugh at your own joke b4 you finish and insist her to tell you one in return then laugh sarcasticly at her's and say , thats the funniest joke i've ever heard HAR HAR HAR ! and den sneer at her reaction
9.Twitch spastically and frequently , when asked pretend to be angered and start calling her names
10. This works the best " How bout we go for a pizza and sex " " eewwww grossss noooo!" reply with this punchline " Er , you don't like pizza? we can go for sushi if you want or skip the meal all together , either way im fine"
GOOD LUCK BITCHES
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