My New girlfriend





          When you think about your girlfriend , its probably someone you need most at some point of your life.Its someone you have with you all the time , with this unique relationship people have with their girlfriend.

     I take finding someone new , very seriously .My ex girlfriend was ground breaking , it was one god's  greatest design . But i dont want just to find a new girlfriend , i want to find a  much better girlfriend .Girlfriend 2.0s is the result of this approach it has been completely redesign .I found an increase of height  in the new gf2.0.  The new gf that is taller , but not wider ,she can see me eye to eye now, but i can  still play with her with 1 hand .Eventhough , she is taller , gf 2.0 is the thinnest lightest gf ive ever dated, she is 18 % thinner , and 20 % lighter then the previous gf The seemless intergration , between hardcore and softcore makes everything you do on gf 2.0 just feel fluid , responsive and fast .

         Her new map application is fantastic , she can now tell me where i need to go , how to get there fast without having to wait in traffic . Now gf 2.0 is intergrated with seeree where she can tell you the sport score wherever you go .Take for example there is a football match between Manchester united vs Arsernal at 3am , just sleep through it , and the next day , she will tell you the highlights and play by play analysis of how the match went , you don't have to watch the match yourself anymore ,she watches it for you !Seeree is a whole new way to interact with your girlfriend , its like this amazing assistant , listen to you , understands u answer your questions , and it could accomplish task for you . Well alot of girlfriend out there regonize what your voice is saying , but seeree understand what you need and act on it. Now you don have to worry about where to eat, she knows exactly where to dine in for the  night and even make reservations prior to the dinner , now browsing facebook is much easier , the new gf 2.0s reads all the news feed out loud for you  and helps you to upload pictures wherever and whenever you want .

      The new Gf 2.0 also comes with the new A6 chip which make sandwich making even faster. Her 8.0 megapixel eyes now comes with a new lens , contact lens. Its a ground breaking achievement i have to say, it revolutionize how people see my gf .

p.s im just kidding lol ..

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